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JOKE NUMBER 1 : Bro haru true love parda kasto feel hunxa????
JOKE NUMBER 2 : Relationship calendar
1 day : date Jana matra paye hunxa aaru kei chaidaina
2 day : masterbation is wrong Wala feeling aauney
3 day : hat chophey ra hidna manlaghney
4th day : aaru kte shanga boldina sab Lai ignore gardinxu
5th day : password dim ki Nadim Wala confusion
6th day : babe , janu , Sona , mona , bae
7th day : chocolate rose ma pocket money rithiney
2nd week : josle j sukai vanos taraw meyro gf aaru jasto xaina
3rd week : kiss matra khana paye pugxa
1 month : monthversary manauney
2 month : family , ATM pin , bank ac balance sab share garney
3rd month : visit Nepal 2020 suru
4th month : teme Bata ta Vanna suru
5th month : kich kich suru
6th month : Dari navako Kabir singh Ani mrr ma hotel , password size milney Wala cabin vandai post garney
7th month : Dari Wala Kabir Singh
JOKE NUMBER 3 : A family was at the dinner table. Son asked his father---' Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there??
Surprised father answered--
'Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs:? In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm.?
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.?
After 50, they are like onions'.?
Son--'Onions?'?'
Father---Yes, you see them and they make you cry.😭'?
This made his wife and daughter mad.
So d daughter said--Mom, how many kinds of 'penises' are there??
The mother smiled and answered-- 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.?In his 20's, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard? In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch🌴, flexible but reliable.?
After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'?
Daughter-A Christmas tree?
Mom-'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.😁
Merry Xmas in advance
JOKE NUMBER 4 : Say anything about females either as sarcasm or seriously , on every topic always common dialogue 😂😂😂👇👇
Never trust a girl who is trying for Australia.
JOKE NUMBER 5 : Super insults 😂😄😜😛😝😂😂😂
Smart answer by a female...
On a flight, a guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him...
'Nice perfume.....which one is it?...
I want to gift it to my wife..!!'
Lady
'Don't give her....some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!'
😜😜😜
A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent,
Kumar doesn't smell nice in class. Please try to bathe him.
Parent's answer:
Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Don't smell him,Teach him......
😂😂😂
JOKE NUMBER 6 : Mother to Son:
Who is Aziz Sultan ?
Son : Don't know 😏
Mother : Sometime give attention to study also
Son to Mother : Do you know Chinky Aunty ?
Mother : Don't know
Son: Sometimes give attention to Dad also.
JOKE NUMBER 7 : A cute excuse:
Teacher- why are you late?
Student- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teacher- so what makes you late if they were fighting?
Student- one shoe was in mom's hand and one in dad's..
😂😂😝😜
JOKE NUMBER 8 : Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding, he took a laptop & started working.
Wife: Did you drink?????
Husband : no
Wife: Idiot then why are you typing on suitcase
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